OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
don’t encourage him
i don’t care if anything else happens today
Hey, so stop your scrolling for a bit
think about baby bunnies, and how they actually exist.
Like, they’re just little balls of fluff?
with tiny, itty-bitty noses and whiskers,
and little precious paws.
they can have ears that are soft and droopy,
they can have ears that perky and fluffy,
or they can have both!
Some are so small they can fit in your hand
and most like to snuggle
You can go back to scrolling now.
Sometimes life is just a bit better with baby bunnies.
Can I get a discounted boyfriend on Black Friday?
PEETA IS THE REASON KATNISS DOESN’T GET SHANKED BY THE CAREER PACK IN THE FIRST BOOK AND ALSO PART OF THE REASON THEY GET SPONSORS IN THE QUARTER QUELL BECAUSE HE DROPS THE BABY BOMB AND THE STAR CROSSED LOVERS THING WAS HIS IDEA DON’T TELL ME PEETA MELLARK FUCKS UP BECAUSE HE IS THE BRAINS BEHIND THE OPERATION
^^^ this is why the REAL ship name is PEENIS
reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO
how did we win the cold war
with the pingpong paddles
why is your nose in the middle of your face
because its the scenter
I STOLE THIS FROM A LAFFY TAFFY WRAPPER AND IT GOT 3100 NOTES IM CRYING
Jane’s is so perfect like OMG